PinnedPatrick MetzgerAbout Me — Patrick MetzgerThis is not a linear narrative4 min read·Aug 21, 2021--89--89
PinnedPatrick MetzgerinImogene’s NotebookWhere I’m From is Not a PlaceA poem2 min read·Jan 17, 2024--42--42
Patrick MetzgerinCrow’s FeetMy Old Friend Moved Back to Our Hometown and I’m Much Sadder than I ThoughtIt’s not like he’s going to slap on a cardigan and wait for death·4 min read·1 day ago--9--9
Patrick MetzgerinMuddyUmThings I Grew Up With That Seem Weird As Fuck NowKids today will never experience the joy of cock-blocking semi-feral canines·4 min read·May 25, 2024--69--69
Patrick MetzgerinThe HavenI Am Dexter the Cat and This is My LinkedIn ProfileI am currently not “Open to Work”·2 min read·May 20, 2024--19--19
Patrick MetzgerinThe Narrative ArcI Acted Like a Colossal Drunken Tool and Feel Bad About It Years LaterIn my defense, I was an idiot·4 min read·May 18, 2024--12--12
Patrick MetzgerReflections on Mother’s Day, the Day You PassedYou were deep and wise in ways I’m only coming to understand·2 min read·May 12, 2024--8--8
Patrick MetzgerinMuddyUmSo You’re a Zombie — Now What?Tips to help you embrace your new lifestyle·3 min read·May 11, 2024--14--14
Patrick MetzgerinImogene’s NotebookOld Outlaw BluesPoetry: the world’s a hell of a place these days·2 min read·May 7, 2024--9--9
Patrick MetzgerinThe HavenMuse Wanted, No Experience Necessary“Please stop writing about me”·3 min read·May 4, 2024--16--16