Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)inThe HavenLocal Man Successfully Feigns Interest In Gardening This Memorial Day WeekendReflecting upon a Memorial Day long weekend that included visits to three garden centres, four nurseries, and at least one florist supply…1 min read·4 days ago----
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)inThe HavenAfter One Week Of Wearing Athleisure, Woman Stuck In Permanent Exercise Vs.After only one week of dressing in nothing other than athleisure wear from Lululemon and Aldo Yoga, Chicago mom Tracey Stephens, 38, has…1 min read·May 24, 2024----
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)inThe Haven“This One’s For Queenie,” Yell Victorian-Era Enthusiasts Basil And Noddy, As They Detonate…Looking forward to cracking skulls and having good lollygag at Toronto’s Ashbridges Bay, Victorian-era enthusiasts Basil Burton and Noddy…1 min read·May 21, 2024----
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)inThe HavenHoping To Connect With Younger Voters, Biden Promises To Do Upcoming Debate In Fluent EmojiWith recent polls indicating that Joe Biden is trailing Donald Trump in popularity among the 18- to 24-year-old voting set, the incumbent…1 min read·May 17, 2024----
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)inThe HavenHow To Know If You Are Dating Morty Kaczynski, The Love UnabomberIn today’s online dating world, it is often difficult to know exactly who it is you are meeting and whether they are sincere in their…2 min read·May 14, 2024----
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)inThe HavenBreaking News That The Leafs Lost Prompts Journalism To Rethink The Phrase Breaking NewsWhen Canadian media was flooded recently with the “breaking news” that the Toronto Maple Leafs had been eliminated following a fourth…1 min read·May 9, 2024----
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)inThe HavenLocal Man Suddenly Realizes He Can Read The News For Purposes Other Than Getting AngryUnexpectedly waking up happy on a beautiful May morning, Frank Tibert, age 62, suddenly realized that he can read the news for reasons…1 min read·May 3, 2024--3--3
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)inMuddyUmAsk Your Doctor If Low Self-Esteem Is Right For YouSide effects include keeping you discontent exactly where you are3 min read·Feb 4, 2024--3--3
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)inThe HavenWhy I’m Trading In My Husband For A Stanley Cup Water BottleDear Steve, although ours has mostly been a happy ten-year marriage — six of the best years of my life, am I right — I have decided, that…3 min read·Jan 20, 2024--3--3
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)inThe Haven“Excuse Me, May I Cut in Line?”“Excuse me, may I cut in line?”3 min read·Jan 15, 2024--2--2